When a Methodist preacher smokes cigars, why does he draw the smoke down into his lungs? Why, he is trying to warm up his cold heart.
When a Methodist preacher smokes cigars, why does he blow the smoke out through his nose? Why, he is feeding the germs of depravity.
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